cakeloving:

sexycal:

this is honestly my favourite thing ever

OMFG THAT’S WHEN I MET THEM

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

one direction simplified [insp
↳ harry styles

  • 1) Exercise, running ect.
  • 2) Putting on fake tattoos
  • 3) Drawing on yourself in red marker (make sure it's washable! )
  • 4) Scribbling on sheets an sheets of paper
  • 5) Writing (poetry, stories, journal, etc.)
  • 6) Cuddling with a stuffed toy
  • 7) Being with other people
  • 8) Watching a favorite TV show (preferably a comedy)
  • 9) Posting on web boards, and answering others' posts
  • 10) Thinking about how I DON'T want scars for the summer
  • 11) Painting your nails
  • 12) Going to see a movie
  • 13) Eating something ridiculously sweet (or any favorite food)
  • 14) Doing school work
  • 15) Surf the net
  • 16) Go into chat rooms to talk
  • 17) Call a friend and ask for company
  • 18) Playing a musical instrument
  • 19) Singing
  • 20) Looking up at the sky (night is especially beautiful)
  • 21) Making your own list of things to do instead of SI
  • 22) Punching a punching bad (with gloves on)
  • 23) Snapping a rubber band on your wrist (or hair band)
  • 24) Cover yourself with band-aids where you want to cut
  • 25) Mix warm water and red food colouring, and put in on your skin (feels and looks like blood)
  • 26) Letting yourself cry (can be very difficult for some)
  • 27) Sleep (only if you are tired)
  • 28) A hot shower, or relaxing bath (no razors in the tub, though)
  • 29) Play with a pet
  • 30) Detangling yarn or necklaces
  • 31) Re-organizing your room
  • 32) Cleaning (hmmm...I very rarely use this one! )
  • 33) Having a pillowfight with the wall (yes, neighbours may think you are crazy, but that's ok)
  • 34) Knitting or sewing
  • 35) Reading a good book
  • 36) Dressing up very glamorous (make sure no one can walk in on you, though)
  • 37) Colouring your hair
  • 38) Listening to music (not angry music though-that can trigger)
  • 39) Watching a candle burn (no playing with the flames! )
  • 40) Finding someone else you can help out
  • 41) Meditate
  • 42) Watching a scary (but not bloody) movie.
  • 43) Work on a website
  • 44) Have a vivid fantasy love affair with a celebrity
  • 45) Go somewhere very public
  • 46) Bake cookies
  • 47) Alphabetize your CD's
  • 48) Chewing leather (especially if you SI by biting)
  • 49) Buy a home Henna tatoo kit (peels off the next day-similar to skin picking)
  • 50) Painting or drawing
  • 51) Ripping paper into itty-bitty pieces
  • 52) Hugs-(this one is very nice...)
  • 53) Writting letters or email
  • 54) Talk to yourself (or if that feels weird, buy a small tape recorder-I then feel like someone is listening)
  • 55) Stroke nice fabrics
  • 56) Hug a pillow
  • 57) Hyperfocus on something like a rock, hand, etc.
  • 58) fingerpaint
  • 59) Scream real loud (I LOOOVE this one-just make sure no one is home)
  • 60) Dance
  • 61) Make hot chocolate (mmmmm....)
  • 62) pop bubble wrap
  • 63) play with modelling clay or Play-Dough
  • 64) count to one hundred
  • 65) Build a pillow fort
  • 66) pop balloons
  • 67) Hug yourself
  • 68) Chase mailmen
  • 69) Reading things in a different language
  • 70) Going for a nice, long drive
  • 71) Complete something you've been putting off
  • 72) Drinking absurd amounts of tea
  • 73) Breaking plastic plates
  • 74) Tearing up socks
  • 75) Throwing socks against the wall
  • 76) Archery
  • 77) Rock climbing
  • 78) Take up a new hobby
  • 79) Organise bills and such
  • 80) Cook a meal
  • 81) Go out for ice cream
  • 82) Buy a stuffed animal (I collect Beanie Babies)
  • 83) Look at pretty things-like flowers or artwork
  • 84) Create Something
  • 85) Pray
  • 86) Make a list of blessings in your life
  • 87) Read the Bible
  • 88) Go to a friend's house
  • 89) Play on a trampoline
  • 90) Take up fencing
  • 91) Watch an old, happy movie
  • 92) Call a Help hotline or your Therapist
  • 93) Talk to someone close to you that knows
  • 94) Throw a temper-tantrum
  • 95) Hit things-other than yourself
  • 96) Ride a bicycle
  • 97) Polish silver or jewellery
  • 98) Gardening or watering house plants
  • 99) Memorizing German poetry (silly, but works! )
  • 100) CHOCOLATE! ! ! ! ! ! !
  • 101) Feed the ducks or birds or squirrels, etc.
  • 102) Draw on the walls
  • 103) Play with facepaint
  • 104) Do very Glamerous make-up
  • 105) Colour with crayons
  • 106) Memorise a novel or play or song
  • 107) Put on boots and STAMP
  • 108) Stretch
  • 109) Find butterflies
  • 110) Watch fish
  • 111) Come up with baby names (even if you're not pregnant
  • 112) Make mashed potatoes
  • 113) Make a tape of your favorite songs
  • 114) Name all of your stuffed animals
  • 115) Go SHOPPING! ! ! !
  • 116) Get those japamas with slippery feet and slide on the floor.
  • 117) Buy cheap teddy bears and take out anger onthem instead of self.
  • 118) Throw everything (except glass) into the centre
  • 119) Go to a loud concert
  • 120) Play the 15 minute game (say you can't cut for 15 minutes, and when the time is up, start again)
  • 121) Plan your wedding / prom
  • 122) Hunt for stuff on Ebay (you can find ANYTHING there)
  • 123) Alphabetize your books
  • 124) Hunt for your perfect home in the paper
  • 125) Take up Tai Chi
  • 126) Try to make as many words out of your full name as possible, then do your friends names)
  • 127) count ceiling tiles/lights
  • 128) go clubbing
  • 129) search ridiculous things on the web
  • 130) colour-co-ordinate your wardrobe
  • 131) do a home tan on yourself
  • 132) sort all your photographs
  • 133) colour (or scribble) over the pretty women in magazines
  • 134) plan a dinner party
  • 135) play with a slinky
  • 136) but yourself some toys and play
  • 137) start collecting comething
  • 138) get a tattoo / peircing
  • 139) play video/computer games
  • 140) do a trash clean at your local park
  • 141) Play on a swingset
  • 142) go out and perforn a random act of kindness for someone
  • 143) call up an old friend
  • 144) write yourself an "I love you because" letter
  • 145) put on fake nails
  • 145) try to build something
  • 146) re-arrange your house
  • 147) go to a public place and people watch
  • 148) go through all your old stuff
  • 149) go bargain - hunting
  • 150) smile at at least five people (you usually end up smiling genuinely yourself.)
  • 151) go to the zoo and rename all the animals.
  • 152) Listen to birds and talk to them!
  • 153) Start talking about evil bunnies and con fu bananas.
  • 154) use clay and make silly things
  • 155) think about your dream car and what you would do to it.
  • 156) start talking to plants
  • 157) kick around a soccer ball
  • 158) Make fish faces at self in mirror, siblings, neighbors, strangers, pets [including a pet fish!]
  • 159) Play dress up.
  • 160) PHOTOSHOOT TIME! : D
  • 161) Play with little kids. [they never fail to make you smile : )]
  • 162) Go on youtube and watch people's first dance fecitals or VBS shows or musicals or class performances and such...esp. little kids...they're SO CUTE in those things lol.
  • 163) Make something out of old jeans or fabric (a wallet or a small purse)
  • 164) Go for a walk [with or without a friend].
  • 165) Go to the mall.
  • 166) Clean your room. [As long as your tools aren't there.]
  • 167) Try to do handstands.
  • 168) Same thing with cartwheels and bridges and backbends and such.
  • 169) Go to the goodwill or a consignment shop and try on clothes...both ones that you really like and the really silly/old stuff, for laughs!
  • 170) Go to the park and see how high you can swing!
  • 171) See how long you can hop on one leg. Try the other.
  • 172) See how long you can balance on one leg. Then standing on a pillow. Then with your eyes closed. Then with your eyes closed, while standing on a pillow.
  • 173) Teach your pet a new trick.
  • 174) kick a guy you hate in the nuts
  • 175) pretend your teddy bear was drowning, SAVE HIM/HER!
  • 176) go for a walk
  • 177) see how many baby steps it takes to get back home when you go for that walk
  • 178) count EVERYTHING
  • 179) mess up your room, then clean it all up
  • 180) create ridiculous(non-triggering) things to do instead of cutting list
  • 181) eat beans(lots of beans) and go out shopping and fart on random people by "accident"
  • 182) decorate your old clothes!
  • 183) write a note to a very useful inanimate object thanking it for how useful its been
  • 184) move EVERYTHING in your room to a new spot
  • 185) run around your house 5 times
  • 186) go on a date with your boyfriend(or yourself if your single)
  • 187) learn a new language
  • 188) Make funny faces at yourself in the mirror
  • 189) Try to cross your eyes
  • 190) See how long you can cross your eyes
  • 191) Get together with friends and play ultimate frisbee
  • 192) Buy a cheap hula-hoop and see how long you can twirl it around your waist/arm/neck/foot/etc...
  • 193) Jumprope. See how long you can go without tripping on the rope xD
  • 194) Go to www.givesmehope.com and read the posts.
  • 195) Go to www.mylifeisg.com and read the posts.
  • 196) Go to www.mylifeisaverage.com and laugh at the stupider of posts xD
  • 197) Randomly go up and hug a friend
  • 198) Randomly go up and hug your parent [their reactions are funny when you first do it! : P If asked why, "No reason. Just felt like it."]
  • 199) Go to the mall and ask people to hug you. If they ask why, tell them either, "A friend dared me to ask people" or "I just feel like giving hugs today." or "My friend and I have a contest going to see how many hugs we can give/get." : D
  • 200) Wear a cape to the mall. If anyone asks, make something funny up. ["What cape?" or "To infinity...and BEYOND!" or maybe even "na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!"]
  • 201) Set up a stereo somewhere...at the mall in the food court, at the end of your driveway, your room if you're REALLY self conscious [or if people start asking you to quit singing xD] and sing it karaoke style : P
  • 202) Photoshoot : ) for like bebo/facebook/myspace
  • 203) Become poltical, I go anti-bnp/ anti-facist events
  • 204) become a veggie or something you want to become..... enviromentalist
  • 205) Randomly search myspace music for new music. Or use pandora.com
  • 206) Search youtube.com for comedians. Dane Cook works too. So does Jeff Dunham. I had someone to search for, but I forgot. xD
  • 207) Play the "If inanimate objects talked, what would they say?" game.
  • 208) Play the "If inanimate objects talked, what voice would they have?" game.
  • 209) Facepaint
  • 210) Go hang out with a younger neighbor kid. Younger kids are awesome.
  • blowmikey:

    You know you’re in too deep when you can direct EVERYTHING back to 5sos

    57 / / ©

    punk-rock-reject:

    trying to dodge drama from this “fam” likeimage

    "BITCH ME TOO!! The fuck?"
    me agreeing with someone (via lohanthony)

    watermalum:

    It’s really amazing that 5sos is so good live like there are lots of artists that are good but also lots of artists that aren’t as good and being a solid live performer is such a great show of talent

    (x)

    if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

    burgrs:

    im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

    craicdiscake:

    Mrs All American ~

    blowlucas:

    I remember when my sister was in high school she and this guy got suspended for fighting and cussing each other out in class because they absolutely hated each other and now they have 2 kids and just celebrated their 6 year anniversary

    fratboyluke:

    avolating:

    do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

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